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Price & value

Why the AF is this tiny bottle so expensive?

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Why can everybody else smell my perfume except me?

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Is EDP actually stronger, or do we just keep saying that?

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Why does this say vanilla and smell nothing like my other vanilla?

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What exactly is amber if nobody put a rock in the bottle?

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Why does this smell good on paper and weird on me?

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What is ‘niche’ actually supposed to tell me?

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Why did this smell completely different an hour later?

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